ONE DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR MY CORNFLAKES STREET FIGHTER GAMES WHEN SUDDENLY A VIDEO TAPE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE HIT ME IN THE HEAD AND I SAID OW AND I SAW TEH TAPE AND IT WAS A STREET FIGHTER CARTOON EPISODE WHICH ISN'T AIRED ON TV
I PUT THE TAPE IN AND THE INTRO SEEMS NORMAL BUT AFTER THAT THERE IS SAGAT AND HE SAID YOU LIKE SUM CORNFLAKES AND HE SHITS OUT CORNFLAKES OUT OF HIS ASS
THEN THERES RYU AND KEN IN TEH CITY WHEN RYU SAID LETS SEE IF YOU CAN FUCK MY BUTT AND KEN SAID ALRIGHT IF THATS THE WAY YOU WANT IT AND THERE IS A RAPE SCENE OR RYU AND KEN HAVING SEX AND IT WENT ON FOR MINUTES
THEN THERES GUILD SAYING JUST GET IN THE PLANE AND A PLANE RUN OVER HIM AND HE DIEDDDDDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I TOOK A HUGE SHIT IN MY PANTS AND THERES SAGAT BEHIND ME AND HE SAID YOU LIKE SOME CORNFLAKES AND HE KILLED ME WITH HIS SPOON AND I DIED
I AM IN HEAVEN NOW OLO